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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 03/06/2019 at 10:30 • Filed to: None

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Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2019 at 10:37

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Now THAT is a Jeep thing I do not understand.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2019 at 10:41

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Cool!

CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often 03/06/2019 at 10:41

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Why you got ta talk about Roger like that?

vondon302 > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2019 at 10:42

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Mid dle school art fair has nicer stuff.

user314 > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2019 at 10:55

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Gozer:
Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!

David Tracy :

What do you mean, choose? We don’t understand!

Gozer:
Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!

Jason To rchinsky :
Oh, I get it. Real cute! [to the others] Whatever we think of- if we think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us, okay? So empty your heads, don’t think of anything. We’ve only got one shot at this.

Gozer:
The choice is made!

Torchinsky :
Whoa! Hold on!

Gozer:
The Traveller has come!

Torchinsky :
Nobody chose anything! [turns to Pat ] Did you think of anything?

Patrick George :
No.

Torchinsky :
[to Andy ] Did you?

Andrew Collins :
My mind is totally blank.

Torchinsky :
I didn’t think anything. [All three slowly turn to look at David ]

Tracy :
I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there.

Torchinsky :
[sternly] What? What “just popped in there?”

Tracy :
I- I- I tried to think...

George :
Look! [They all look over one side of the roof]

Tracy :
No! It can’t be!

Torchinsky :
What is it?

Tracy :
It can’t be!

Torchinsky :
What did you do, David ?!

functionoverfashion > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2019 at 11:08

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Wait, it’s made of Jeep parts and he named it... Roger? Not... Willy?

Tripper > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2019 at 11:11

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I have to be honest here. I’f I could get Roger for <$50, I’d take him up to the cabin and shoot the piss out of him.

CalzoneGolem > Tripper 03/06/2019 at 11:14

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I didn’t parse this correctly and I imagined you making him a fountain with a fuel pump powered off his internal battery. 

CalzoneGolem > functionoverfashion 03/06/2019 at 11:15

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A missed opportunity to be sure.

Tripper > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2019 at 11:17

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That’s a cool idea! I’m sure rust would happen quickly, still cool. However, I meant peppering his face and body with .223

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CalzoneGolem 03/06/2019 at 16:05

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That thing is clever and these oppos are haters. Jealous, they be actually because the most creative thing they ever did was wad up a piece of paper into a ball.